so yeah i really hope this is a joke because your the most wrong. Like there has never been something more wrong. We dont think its a religion (well i dont, i dont speak for others). but really though i love how you guys make up facts and pretend that they're real ("maybe if i write a paragraph big enough people will believe me??"). Also, you guys are promoting cannibalism, needless to say your as insane as the most literalist Christian.
I think it's funny how they just right any old thing, don't back it up with fact and just cross their fingers that the people on here are going to believe it. The funniest part is.. the people DO believe it. If that's not a cult then I don't know what is.