Vegetarians Are Evil!

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Vegetarian humor and jokes

A hiker became lost in the woods and he spent several days wandering without food or water. Finally, he was able to kill a bald eagle and was cooking the eagle over a campfilre when he was found by forest rangers.

They had no choice but to arrest him for harming an endangered spiecies.

The hiker's trial came up and he explained to the judge, "Your honor, I was lost without food or water, and spent three days in the forest. I had to kill and eat the eagle." The judge, dismissed all charges due to the extenuating circumstances and extreme situation.

As the hiker was leaving the courtroom, the judge asked, "By the way, what did the Bald Eagle taste like?"

The hiker replied, "Something like a mix between a Spotted Owl and California Condor -but less greasy than a Whooping Crane."

Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.

Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, vegans can't change anything.

A man had a parrot that could talk. Unfortunately, it swore a lot. In an effort to get the parrot to be quiet, he put him in a cupboard. The parrot continued swearing and after a while the man decided to put the bird in the refrigerator.

After a few minutes, he suddenly became quiet. The man opened up the refrigerator and the parrot said, "I'm sorry, sir, it will never happen again." As the man took the bird out of the refrigerator he wondered what made the difference. Just then, the parrot said, "So, uh, what'd the chicken do?"

Q: What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?
A: Someone who lost their veg-inity!

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How many vegetables had to die for your stupid salad??

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Notable Quotes:

"I nearly always find, when I ask a vegetarian if he is a socialist, or a socialist if he is a vegetarian, that the answer is in the affirmative."

Katharine Fullerton Gerould (1879–1944)
U.S. author
Modes and Morals
ch. 3 (1920).

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If God didn't want us eating animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!
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